Friday, September 12, 2014

Endangered Indigenous Feces Species

We're All Livin' On Tulsa Time...



Missy and Lizzy and I saw this out on the driveway this week...



...yes..that is an earthworm spanning 10 inches and they are EVERYWHERE out here.

We find them curled up and dried up and laying around after it rains on the driveway and sidewalks and the worst part is Elizabeth...AKA...Lizzy...AKA Izzy wants to EAT THEM...

and then come and sit in your lap and kiss you on the MOUTH.

What did I do to deserve this...Ladies and Gentlemen?

(only an injuneer would get out a tape measure and take a picture of the offending animal/vegetable/mineral...you know?)





Thursday, September 11, 2014

It's That Time of The Year AGAIN?

Let Me Reminisce....


A long, long time ago, in a place far, far away from me and my little world in Atlanta, Georgia, you could see something that looked like this if you went there...



Meanwhile, on the other side of the universe political planet, there lurked supposedly well intended and all knowing yet bumbling ideological boobs like this who wanted to run things and second guess all military and security decisions...
 


They had a long history of listening to people like this...









who are all really these...when the dust settles...at heart...


And thirteen years have dulled these so called "leaders" memories and a generation of children have been born which did not watch TV that horrible Tuesday morning in 2001 like I and millions of other did around the world seeing these kind of images:





But meanwhile...soon...we'll have this as a replacement



Yet this morning I ask you this...

are we going to let the wild eyed, Muslim islamofaschist assholes do it to us again?

I sure hope I wake up later this morning and every one is safe here in the good old By God US of A and our territories and there aren't any more buildings falling down or smoking craters in the ground full of melted airliner and body parts...

(and it won't be for the efforts of Obamarama and the Obama administration and Shrillary Clinton either...)


Regard's Y'all...keep your powder dry...