Monday, December 19, 2005

I Am The King

Everyone...Eat Your Hearts Out...

This happened once before earlier this year and as soon as I bragged about it, Google changed their algorithm or everyone started ignoring me or something because I fell from number 1 to number 99.

In a moment of self edifying weakness, this morning I "Googled" my name again, expecting to spaz out on the sofa cursing and otherwise taking the Google God's names collectively in vain and planning to sabotage their new Boeing 737 jet, when I found that I was number 1 (and number 5) again:





I'm so elated--With this and $.95, I can probably get a cup of Waffle House coffee...

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