I guess everyone has heard that old saying (If the shoe fits wear it…)
I also suspect that anyone that hasn’t heard this expression most certainly could fall into the category of the “Ignorant Dumb Asses” to which I’m referring.
I feel sorry for them, because…being “Ignorant” can be cured through the process of attempting to gain an education.
Being a “Dumb Ass” is a lifelong avocation, I believe.
I know people that have actually made it (being an “Ignorant Dumb Ass) into an art form.
Some of them have even earned a good deal of financial remuneration in the process.
That doesn’t matter, because they’re still “Ignorant Dumb Asses” in my book.
I know people that have apparently paid money to earn Bachelors Degrees from “Dumb Ass Tech” or some other institute of higher “Dumb Ass” learning.
Others have even spent the cash to obtain qualifications like a Masters of Arts in “Idiotic” and even a few PhD’s in “Futility.” Call it what you will, they’re still just glorified versions of “Ignorant Dumb Asses” none the less. I’m glad that I’m not responsible for paying back those student loans…
Any way, you should beware… they’re out there running around loose in the world, and those of us that have elevated ourselves above or otherwise avoided being “Ignorant Dumb Asses” all know who they are and do our best to avoid them.
Sometimes it is really hard—avoiding “ignorant Dumb Asses”—that is.
Here on St. Simons island, I’ve found that most of our “Ignorant Dumb Asses” are encountered twirling around the grocery store parking lots, so I can carefully elect when I choose to endure my “Ignorant Dumb Ass Encounters” (IDAE’s) to times when I have my maximum level of patience. I sometimes think that it would help if I brought along a handgun, but the punitive repercussions are a bit severe so I limit my responses to chewing on my fingernails when I have a trying encounter with one of our indigenous “Ignorant Dumb Asses.”
It also looks to me like many of these poor afflicted people (Ignorant Dumb Asses) have been sequestered in Washington DC and in the State Houses of all 50 states. That’s one of the reasons I decided to leave Atlanta to move out here in the sticks where the incidence of encountering an “Ignorant Dumb Ass” is much lower.
It almost seems like being an “Ignorant Dumb Ass is a prerequisite for being elected to serve in political office. Just take a look at this bill introduced into the New Jersey General Assembly:
This bill would require an operator of any interactive computer service or an Internet service provider to establish, maintain and enforce a policy requiring an information content provider who posts messages on a public forum website either to be identified by legal name and address or to register a legal name and address with the operator or provider prior to posting messages on a public forum website.
The bill requires an operator of an interactive computer service or an Internet service provider to establish and maintain reasonable procedures to enable any person to request and obtain disclosure of the legal name and address of an information content provider who posts false or defamatory information about the person on a public forum website.
In addition, the bill makes any operator or Internet service provider liable for compensatory and punitive damages as well as costs of a law suit filed by a person damaged by the posting of such messages if the operator or Internet service provider fails to establish, maintain and enforce the policy required by section 2 of the bill.
I have a SERIOUS problem with crap like this, ladies and gentlemen. It is insidious, ill-conceived legislation, and it has far-reaching ramifications when it comes to free political speech on the internet, and blogging like the kind I do here in general.
Who are these pussy footed, tepid tea drinking morons that propose legislation like this?
You see, once again, instead of enforcing existing laws against liable and slander writing and speech, this law attempts to balm and assuage the tender feeling of “Ignorant Dumb Ass” Americans by passing the blame to the innocent operators of Internet websites.
I’ve called four fifths of America “dumb asses” and various other names like closet Democrats, Feminazis, Homophobes, Homophiles, and even Georgia or Auburn football fans here on this blog over the past 18 months
So what is their point?
I also have the ability to moderate comments made here on MY website, but I usually just leave any comments by "ignorant dumb asses" laying there for everyone to see. As a matter of fact, I actually love it when some "ignorant dumb ass" or "barking moonbat' stops by and leaves some ill-conceived lunatic ranting that I can publish and dissect point by point the next day.
The bottom line here is that YOU have the right to stay away from this blog or otherwise avert your eyes and not witness my butchering of the English language and read my rantings placed here in the ether of Cyberspace.
If you don’t like what I say or otherwise disagree with me, then I offer you a hearty GET THE HELL OUT.
That's a nice simple solution, isn't it?
Yes, you…YOU…there with your panty wasted liberal thumb stuck between your pouting lips and the wet diaper…shoo…scat…get…gone…
I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAY ABOUT YOU AND JOHN sKERRY and sHRILLARY CLINTON AND ALL OF THE
You don't like what I have to say?
TOUGH SHITSKEY...
BUT, we don't need a new law making it illegal for me to say that Teddy Kennedy can't get it up unless he's in the presence of three midgets, a donkey, two weedeaters, and a small flock of ckickens. (Oh...right...his fantasy involves three one legged TRANSGENDERED midgets and a FEMALE donkey...silly me...)
I guar-an-damn-tee you that this law, if it is passed, will be selectively enforced to the detriment of free speech in New Jersey. It won’t start out being used against little blogs like mine with 50 readers a day on a good day, but it will ultimately have a chilling effect on the dialogue here on the internet.
And it won’t just be used against bloggers and websites based in New Jersey either.
Just like the Porn laws, you can bet the bank that they’ll come after blogs located all over the US, if not all over the world with their torches and legal swords and speers, defending their citizens and lawmakers rights to be "IGNORANT DUMB ASSES.
If this trend were to actually catch on, each and every state will end up having special laws like this and spend infinite sums of money chasing people like me that have the audacity to say that Bill Clinton’s 4 inch penis is larger than John sKerrys pinky finger sized member.
And of course reporting things like that Nancy Pelosi has two extra breasts instead of shoulder blades and two belly buttons (making it impossible to tell if she is coming or going while her head spins around as she walks on her hairy unshaven legs down the California beaches) will be against the law.
I'm telling you, my gentle "non-ignorant non-dumb ass" readers, there are people out there that don't like the access that the internet gives private citizens like me to a large potential audience.
They want things to go back to the way they were when Walter Cronkite and ABC and the Associated Press held the keys to the information superhighway and they were in charge of all of the
Don't you do it.
Don't you let it happen.
If it does, it's all your fault...because I've done all I can do to inform you.
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