Whir, whirrrr, Whirrrrrr, WHIRRRR (the sound of my head reaching orbital rotational Velocity)
OK, this does it…just when I thought that I was about to manage to get through a morning without a good rant, I found this example of Government induced Retardation:
Boston--The state board that oversees pharmacies voted Tuesday to require Wal-Mart to stock emergency contraception pills at its Massachusetts pharmacies, a spokeswoman at the Department of Public Health said.
The unanimous decision by the Massachusetts Board of Pharmacy comes two weeks after three women sued Wal-Mart in state court for failing to carry the so called "morning after" pill in its Wal-Mart and Sam's Club stores in the state.
The women argue state policy requires pharmacies to provide all "commonly prescribed medicines."
The board has sent a letter to Wal-Mart lawyers informing them of the decision, said health department spokeswoman Donna Rheaume. Wal-Mart has until Thursday to provide written compliance.
Dan Fogleman, a spokesman for Bentonville, Ark.-based Wal-Mart, said the company hadn't heard about the decision, but would comply with any order.
Wal-Mart carries the pill in Illinois only, where it is required under state law. The company has said it "chooses not to carry many products for business reasons," but declined to elaborate.
The concept of a licensing board forcing a company to carry a product that is counter to their own business model and moral judgment has got to be the biggest, dumb-shit, idiotic example of government meddling that I think that I’ve seen so far—EVER.
Suppose I owned an auto parts store, but I refused to carry radar detectors and aftermarket turbo chargers because my son had been killed by a speeding driver operating a twin turbo Ford Pinto with three radar detectors mounted on their windshield and dash.
Can the county government come in and force me to sell radar detectors and turbo chargers else risk losing my business license? After all, people can always walk or drive down the street to another auto parts store and buy a radar detector and a turbo charger and make their car go 250 MPH if that is a personal goal in life.
Likewise, if some silly bitch has a few too many shots of Tequila and ends up spreading her legs for some undesirable moron in the “heat of the moment”, couldn’t she manage to drive down the street PAST Wal-Mart to CVS or Walgreen’s to get her “morning after” pill?
You know what else Wal-Mart doesn’t carry?
Lubricants for anal sex.
Should Wal-Mart be forced to carry ASStroglide in order to make the ever tolerant liberals and the balance of the gay population happy?
What about sex lubricants that get hot when you blow on them?
Where does it end?
They certainly don’t carry my favorite condom—it’s called speed bumps—“ribbed for her pleasure…” I like to wear them inside out because I’m really a selfish bastard when it comes to sex.
This whole story is yet another outgrowth of CLASS ENVY and the liberal’s hatred of the success of Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart stores are filled with women employees that without the presence of the local Wal-Mart would otherwise be standing behind the cash registers at convenience stores, plucking and gutting chickens, or sitting on their fat asses at home watching Oprah and otherwise doing nothing. Rather than being thankful for the relatively good jobs and even careers provided by Wal-Mart, the MEDIA, the UNIONS, the GOVERNMENT, and these THREE SILLY BITCHES elect to spend their time attacking Wal-Mart, looking for the opportunity to extract a CHECK from their presumably deep pockets.
If I were the CEO of Wal-Mart, you know what I would do?
I would stock a single bottle of these pills in each Massachusetts Wal-Mart store and charge $1000 per pill for them. Further, I would require that the poor downtrodden
You know what else I found this morning? There is a web site called Get The Pill that allows you to fill out a form online and get a prescription forwarded to the pharmacy of your choice.
How easy is that?
Just don’t have it sent to Wal-Mart.
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