Miracle Toe Jam

Get God's Wealth In Your Pocket

These late night TV commercials for Televangelist Peter Popoff's "Miracle Spring Water" kill me

The testimonials of all of these lovely people saying how they paid this charlatan for their tiny tube of "Miracle Spring Water" and the next day or week or month God sent them a new Benz and $400,000 makes me start thinking about how I can get in on some of this action.

So this morning, Ladies and Gentlemens, I present for the first time on the Internet this new product designed ...for your consumption and my enrichment....

Here's a first look and my "Miracle Toe Jam"...

...available for two easy payments of $19.99 plus S and H.

Get yours today, smear it all over your chest and body, and then just wait sittin' there palpitating while you let God's riches embolden your existence...

My upcoming trip to Aruba is depending on your Faith and Contributions...