Egypt Falls

I've Seen This Movie Before...


Last time we had a limp wristed pansy Assed butt kissing pacifist President here in the US was the Jimmuh Carter years in the late 1970's.

Slick Willie Clinton was a liberal but he thought nothing of tossing a few Cruise missiles across the border of some middle eastern country into a terrorist camp to distract attention away from his latest sexual dalliance.

And the Berkley patchouli stinking, Tie Dyed, Kumbaya singing tree hugging Earth Day liberal progressives have blamed every thing and everyone but Carter's policies for the Iranian Hostage crisis which lasted 444 days ending when Reagan was inaugurated.

Since then they've given ABSOLUTELY ZERO credit to President Bush's ability to keep further terrorist attacks from taking place here on American soil after the 9/11 incident which was essentially planned and implemented under Clinton.

This week, Ladies & Gentlemen, we're seeing EXACTLY THE SAME THING DEVELOP IN EGYPT UNDER OUR COMMUNITY ORGANIZER IN CHIEF Obamarama.

The militants and "dissidents" and "freedom fighters" are in the process of turning that country upside down and I guarnandamntee you that it ain't going to be pretty when the dust settles unless the US takes decisive action.

And I guarandamntee you that Americans and Western Europeans lives are at peril and probably will end up hostages if they are not dead shortly.

They just announced that the Egyptian Airline has suspended flights for the next 12 hours and I suspect that other air carriers going into the country if not the region have suspended or at least curtailed flights so if you are a non-muslim and want to get out now you are shit out of luck.

Just watch...and remember you heard it here first.

UPDATE  4:55 PM  Delta Airlines has announced that their last flight out of Egypt will be tomorrow.

Isn't it lovely how quickly Obama and Hillary can screw around and allow this Egyptian shit to basically offset the stability we've managed to get in Iraq?

The difference is that Iraq doesn't sit beside the Red Sea and most importantly the Suez Canal.

Get ready for $5 dollar a gallon gasoline while you're at it I think.

Death & Taxes Death By Taxes

Can We Audit The IRS?


I just got up at 4 AM and nearly four hours later I thought that I was finished working my way through my company's 2010 Quickbooks Account and transferring everything over to Turbo Tax Business Edition.

Now I'm pretty pissed off because after spending all of that time and nearly $500 on software (two copies of Quickbooks and one of Turbotax) I still can't file the company income taxes...

and thus I can't file Pat's taxes or my own personal income tax.

Why?

Because the stupid %**#@ Government...specifically the IRS...hasn't released the 1120S forms for Subchapter S corporations.

Why?

Because the stupid %*#@ Congress couldn't make a decision until December to keep the "Bush Tax" cuts in place.

So now the IRS is fooling around working at their normal pace..."the speed of sound smell"...and who knows when the forms will be available, but you can bet that my Corporate Filings will still be due March 15th (not April 15th like personal returns.)

Why can't the IRS do something smart like doing the forms people use first like the 1040 and the 1120 by CHANGING THE DATE ON THE FORM, and then go down the list the the more obscure forms which only 20 people use every year.

Things like the "Yak Farmer's Feed Rebate Program," or the "Crotchless Overall Wearing Transvestite Mennonite Preacher Homestead Exemption."

You know?

Oh well, talk to y'all later...

27 Hours In Two Days

All Work And No Play Makes Virgil a Dull Tired Boy...


Just in case you haven't noticed, I'm Busier Than Heck Right Now.

It's a good thing professionally, but I wish the work would spread itself out a little because at this rate I'll be unemployed out of something to do for a while as of next week.

Sorry for the light posting, but I'm too wore out to get angry about the stupid stuff the President says and the other idiot stuff I read every now and then which is going on in the world.

See Y'all later

The State Of The Union Address

Using My Powers Of ESP...


Here's a preview of tonight's utterings in front of the Congress:

Blaaaaaaa Ladies and Gentlemen of Congress...

Welcome to all of the lilly livered liberals on the Supreme Court...

Blaaa Blaaa welcome to all of you Smucks up there in the Gallery and those of you stupid enought to watch this on TV tonight...

Blaaa Improving Economy...

Stimulus blaaa General Motors & Chrysler...blaaaa

Blaaa Blaa Blaaa hard work ahead of us...

Deficit....George Bush's fault...

Osama Bin Laden...BAD...blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oh yeah...Jobs...a few people actually still want to get a job but tough shit...

Wars in the middle east breaking the bank...

Republicans are going to take away your medicare and social security...blaa blaa blaa...

therefore we need to "invest" in infrastructure and green energy and padding the pockets of the congress men and women and teachers unions...

Education...free college for everyone including your pets....blaaaaaaaaaa

blaaa...did I mention the public employee's unions need your money to prop up their pension funds...

blaaa blaaa but if we all pull together and you'll just let us keep buying more and more people off with benefits we can't afford...

blaaa...pretty soon only the wealthy achievers making more than $250,000 $200,000 $75,000 will be paying taxes and we'll take 95% of their money...

blaa blaaa blaaa blaaaa...

Thank you...and good night...

(I just wrote that in about 5 minutes BEFORE tonight's address...let's see how I did...)

And one more thing...I hope Nasti Pelosi will sit her stupid ass down tonight and not jump around like a pogo stick like she did last year.

Liar Liar...Pants On Fire

John sKerry And Obamarama Should Start A New Organization...


Just in case you haven't been paying attention, the newly inaugurated Governor of Hawaii...

(That would be a fellow named Mr. Neil Abercrombie...and you think that I look scary or funny...)

has stirred up a bunch of crap recently regarding the Obama "birther" issue when after his inauguration he was going to "put the matter to rest officially."

Then less than a couple of weeks later the man has given up because he "can't actually find the birth certificate in the files."

And  now ,conveniently,  verily amazingly... the Hawaii "privacy laws are stopping even the governor from releasing a copy of the Obama_birth_certificate...

State Attorney General David Louie told the governor that privacy laws bar him from disclosing an individual's birth documentation without the person's consent, Abercrombie spokeswoman Donalyn Dela Cruz said Friday.

"There is nothing more that Gov. Abercrombie can do within the law to produce a document," said Dela Cruz. "Unfortunately, there are conspirators who will continue to question the citizenship of our president."

Abercrombie, who was a friend of Obama's parents and knew him as a child, launched an investigation last month into whether he can release more information about the president's Aug. 4, 1961 birth. The governor said at the time he was bothered by people who questioned Obama's birthplace for political reasons.

But Abercrombie's attempt reached a dead end when Louie told him the law restricted his options.

This is total and complete, unmitigated, pure BULLSHIT...

Just like John sKerry's War Records proving he didn't get Purple Heart Metals for in-grown toe nails and superficial scratches, Obama's refusal to provide virtually any of his records from college transcripts to his birth certificate in my mind is proof he has something to hide, and that most likely other than the stupidity of the majority of American voters checking the box beside his name two years ago is that he is ineligible according to the US Constitution to hold the office of President and the position of Commander and Chief of the US military forces.

Obama must have a certified, "sealed", government issued legal copy of his own "long form" live birth certificate in his wallet or in his safe or burried in a mason jar out in the back yard of the White House, YOU KNOW?

Why not just release the dang thing and put this controversy to rest once and for all before the next election?

(and while he's at it toss out the college transcripts and show that he probably sucked as much as a student as he does as a president...)

I can't freaking get a bank account without some form of government identification.

I can't rent an automobile without a government issued driver's license.

I can't get a passport or visa without submitting an official certified copy of my birth certificate to the authorities in the process.

Yet this stupid, incompetent, dangerous rocket scientist "community organizer" is allowed to run for and be elected to the most important office in the entire country (not to mention being a US Senator for 5 seconds before that) without submitting his credentials...his birth certificate...to the real AUTHORITIES in charge of the election.

The American voters.

I believe that even though I voted against the current holder of the office of the President of the United States of 'Merica that I have the right to personally inspect the documents verifying his fundamental credentials to hold the office since all of the other idiots that wandered into the voting booths elected him.

Just prove you are eligable to be elected, not just capable of getting people that need money and stuff stolen from other people and given to them to vote for you.

Yet for some reason in the past 30 years we've forgotten or been forced to forget that the American Voters run  the government and the government is responsible to us...

not the other way around.

But if we keep going, in addition to working for the government for 25% to 33% of the year to pay taxes, we're going to wake up one day and find that they own our butts,...lock, stock, and barrel and there's nothing we can do about it.

It's just that simple...