Saturday, July 25, 2009

First Bike Wreck In Thirty Five Years

My Face Hurts...

So there I was last night, heading down the shoulder of Kingston Pike on my fancy Townie bicycle coming home from torturing the audience singing Karaoke.

See...Knoxtown has something like 1700 miles of roads and only 300 miles of sidewalks, so I have to ride in the street if I ride at all.

Any way, apparently I owned a piece of asphalt which at the time some lovely citizen in a auto needed so I had to take evasive measures which resulted in me and my bike tipping over.

When the dust settled the bike was fine and the only part of me that hit the ground in an unagreeable manner was my left hand and my left cheekbone and temple.

Now I have a "shiner from hell" and a renewed desire to bitch and complain about the lack of sidewalks and bike paths everywhere.

After all, if everybody rode a bike every day for a few miles we'd virtually eliminate the "obesity crisis" and end the need for government regulation of health care costs and possibly mitigate global warming climate change in the process.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Healthcare "Reforma"

Watch This And Laugh/Cry With Me...

At least SOME of us voters are trying to get our point across...

Wednesday, July 22, 2009


To All Of The DUMBAsses Out There...

Do you actually want to buy PORK from the local pig farmer who is LOSING MONEY?

Really want cheap chicken?

Have the Cow walk into your front yard and commit suicide on your front porch?



DO YOU want to buy an Airplane from a bankrupt Piper or Cessna or Grummand...

Do YOU want TO have the man/woman looking down your throat or up your uretha that's not making money?

I generally try to buy something costing somewere between AVERAGE and WAY DAMN ABOVE AVERAGE and Obama Ramna Ding Dang dropped the ball on that topic in his press conference tonight...

The "First Socialist Couple"

A Match Made In Hell Leningrad???


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

In Favor of "Nationalized Healthcare?"

Watch THIS All You Sniveling, Booger Eating, Eco-friendly, "40 million uninsured" Liberals...

(and my conservative friends...fellow supporters of what is left today of this once great Republic will enjoy it also...)

Thanks for the link Rodger

Monday, July 20, 2009

Giant Vegetables

Friends Kill Us With "Fruits" Of Their Gardens

Just look at this photo of what a friend handed us this evening...

Yes, that would be a giant Zucchini Squash weighing a little over 4 pounds. It's a bit over 16 inches long...

and a little over 4 inches around at its fattest part

By dinner tomorrow night that sucker will be split, cored, and stuffed with Chorizo Sausage and spices and Parmesan cheese.

4 More Hours (6:30PM-10:30 PM) Without Internet

The Voices Told Me To Stay Home Tonight And Clean My Guns...


Five nights in a row...

(more blogging later after I get the grinder dust off me.)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Houston...We Have A Problem...

Let The Previously Silent Media Begin Their Frenzy...

I was just doing my daily scan of the weather including that in the tropics and I had to pause when I found this image:

You can go here: to find the latest water vapor loop images and see for yourself.

IF these areas actually manage to develop into storms, just sit back with me and watch the balance of the lamestream "professional" Media and the wild eyed people over at the Weather Channel (recently purchased by NBC and converted into a Global Warming shill media outlet)start going ape shit and crack out their tired old well worn "climate change" and man made global warming stories.

That's exactly what the US House and Senate needs is a bunch of dead black Jamacians or a new batch of homeless Cubans to help push their stupid Crap and Tax "Cap and Trade" bill through for Obama Rama Ding Dang.


Forty Years Ago

Mary Joe Where Are You?

Lest we all forget, it was on the morning of July 18th, 1969 that New York's lovely Senator Ted "Jabba the Hut" Kennedy was just beginning to explain how he drove off a dead end street into a tidal canal and left his brother Robert's former secretary, Mary Joe Kopechne, to die slowly in his overturned car.

I say that you should go here and buy a shirt like this just to piss your liberal friends off.