Friday, September 28, 2007

Oh...The Humanity...

More Inane Political Correctness

OK folks, first there was the Swastika in the cornfield up in New Jersey that no one could see except from the air:

I resisted commenting about this story for the past few days, but now there is this story about the nearly forty year old Navy Barracks in San Diego that will be rebuilt at taxpayer expense to avoid offending a few people's so-called "sensibilities" because they can see it on Google Earth and other satellite mapping programs:

By the way, I have a money saving suggestion if anyone is willing to listen.

I suggest that they add some canvas awnings and repaint the roof and make the building look like the Mexican Flag:

Pretty slick Idea, huh?

What a nice and pretty red, white, and green.

Much better than the white male dominated, racist, bigoted, mean old red white and blue colors that got the USA through the miserable, impoverished past 231 years of no healthcare and other social injustices.

In an effort to follow my own suggestions, I ate a bunch of beans and rice along with my Tilapia for dinner last night, and using previously untapped supernatural powers I am forcing my colon to continously beam out an image of the Confederate wavelenghts that can only be seen in the ultraviolet and infrared spectrum, by people looking down in geosynchronous orbit.

Here's a preview...(don't look if you're easily offended):

Does somebody want to call the government and try to stop me from broadcasting the fumes from my rectum to the general public's sensitive spectrum later this morning?

Then I guess that you won't mind me publishing this formerly non-racist image that has been stolen by morons wearing bed linens on their bodies, skin-heads, and other pseudo-Nazi idiots from the polite citizens of the rural South.

(And by the way, no, I don't believe that the south will rise already has, because almost everyone north of Pennsylvania wants to move down here to retire when they finally get tired of the urban filth, traffic congestion, and ugly winter weather found north of the Mason-Dixon Line.)


Back On The Jobsite

Me And My Tools Are A Bit Rusty...

Hey Y'all...I have good news.

After almost two months of procrastination and mental diversion, I'm heading back over to "THE JOBSITE" in Brunswick this morning.

I've only spent a couple of days working there since late July, and since my patience and wallet is wearing thin with the delay and misuse of my meager capital investments, I guess that I should stand up and get back to work now so I can sell the place and afford to buy Christmas presents from Big Lots for my Mother and Sister.

If I had my own TV show, instead of "Flip This House," the producers would call my program "Tip This House" or possibly something else original like "The Sit around on your ass while your house falls apart Show."

Regardless, I suspect that both of my adoring viewers would be happy that I'm back on the air (or at least here on the Internet) shortly.

This next trip will be dedicated to fooling around making a list and trying to figure out what else needs to be done for completion, while my right hand man James curses and bitches sitting on top of a step ladder finishing the demolition back in the master bedroom and master bath.

I hope to install a pipe plug and re-rout the plumbing to offset the loss back in early August of less than a dozen feet of copper pipe connecting my hot water heater with the plumbing system.

The Brunswick Police Department has thus far yet to lift an eyebrow when I call them, so I guess that I'll have to resort to mounting machine guns on the roof and manning the premises myself once I near completion and start having things like Dishwashers and Ranges delivered and installed in the new kitchen cabinets.

Things have slid from August to September, but I really believe that if I buckle down and spend the time and money I can have things finished and on the market by November...possibly late October if I give it four or five days a week and hire a couple of friends to work a few days in between.

The good news is that the weather has calmed down and stopped running up to 110 heat index every day and dumping a couple inches of rain on my head every afternoon.

Someone call Al Gore and complain for me if you will, because my mud puddles have dried up and my stock in the Brunswick Rowboat Company is worth about 3 cents right now.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Once A Dumbass...Always A Dumbass

Even If You're Highly Paid

I'm going to refrain from commenting much beyond my introduction, but look at what Michael Vick has been up to recently.

Special conditions placed on Vick after positive marijuana test
Associated Press

RICHMOND, Va. -- Michael Vick is now likely one misstep from jail.

The disgraced
Atlanta Falcons quarterback tested positive for marijuana earlier this month, a violation of the conditions of his release as he awaits sentencing in federal court on a dogfighting charge that already jeopardizes his freedom and career.

Now, he's incurred the ire of the judge who could sentence him to up to five years in prison in the dogfighting case. On the day of Vick's guilty plea, U.S. District Judge Henry Hudson warned that he wouldn't be amused by any additional trouble.

Hudson, who will sentence Vick on Dec. 10, on Wednesday ordered him confined to his Virginia home between 10 p.m. and 6 a.m. with electronic monitoring. He also must submit to random drug testing.

If Vick fails another drug test, he likely will wind up like co-defendant Quanis Phillips -- incarcerated since his Aug. 17 plea hearing. Phillips failed a drug test when he had the electronic monitoring and random drug testing requirements.

Vick's positive urine sample was submitted Sept. 13, according to a document by a federal probation officer that was filed in U.S. District Court on Wednesday.

Oh well, you can't say that last month I didn't predict that something like this would happen.

It's really sorta sad.


Or Should We Just Call It TREASON?

Did you hear?

There was a big to-do up at Dartmouth College in Hanover, New Hampshire last night.

Some students, potential voters, and a bunch of local Democratic big wigs were probably peeing on themselves in excitement because of the list of VIP's in attendance.

In the end I suspect that some of them left feeling peed on AND pissed off, and as a result MoveOn.Org is probably rattling their George Soros fattened financial coffers in anticipation of mounting additional pressure on each participant because of the spineless cop-out position advanced by the featured speakers regarding troop deployments (or in John Murtha's words--re-deployments) in Iraq.

Does anyone but me find it odd that the "top three" so called Democratic presidental candidates (that would be sHrillary "give 'em the shaft Rodham" Clinton, Barack "I'm Experienced" Obama, and John "$1000 haircut" Edwards) couldn't manage to say that, if elected, that they would immediately bring our forces home to march around and salute each other on bases here on American soil instead of fighting terrorists on their own turf?

Seriously, not one of these two faced weasels would admit that they had a plan that would bring all of the troops home...EVEN BY THE END OF THEIR FIRST TERM AS PRESIDENT IN 2013!!!!!!!

HANOVER, N.H. - The leading Democratic White House hopefuls conceded Wednesday night they cannot guarantee to pull all U.S. combat troops from Iraq by the end of the next presidential term in 2013.

"I think it's hard to project four years from now," said Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois in the opening moments of a campaign debate in the nation's first primary state.

"It is very difficult to know what we're going to be inheriting," added Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York.

"I cannot make that commitment," said former Sen. John Edwards of North Carolina.


Given four years, even the smartest woman in America can't say that she could find a way to get us out of Iraq?

Well then, why the heck do we have a conversation every day with idiots like John sKerry and Ted Kennedy about this exact same issue?

Why the heck do we have a motion per day introduced by Democrats into the US House or Senate demanding troop reductions and funding cuts for military activity in Iraq, when at the same time the leading Democratic Presidential wanna-be's can't answer the question as to how and when they would bring the troops out?

Why the heck do we listen to these people as they lambaste President Bush for increasing troop strengths, then reducing troop strengths, not based on the direction of public opinion or the political winds, but rather on the advice of Military experts like Generals and commanders on the ground in the middle of the conflict?

Could it be because these people don't know SHIT about the effective use of our military?

Can you say STUPID?

Can you say Hypocrisy?

Well, like I said before, I'd just say Treason...

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Corporal Gomer Pyle?


This story almost slipped under my radar screen, but I just found out that yesterday the Marine Corp gave an honorary promotion to Jim Nabors.

I'd say that it was way overdue.

I'm Infinitely Bored

And Fortunately For You, I'm Silent...


Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Separated At Birth?

Or Just A Concidence...

I watched the fiasco up in New York today. You know, the one over at Columbia University?

I just couldn't stop thinking about this, and I don't need words to tell you.

When it was all said and done, didn't this guy...

end up looking like just another one of these?


Monday, September 24, 2007

An Ironic Moment Of Silence

Another Funny Guy Passes On...

Master French Mime, Marcel Marceau, died yesterday.

He was one of the few people that never said a word and still made me laugh.

RIP Monsieur Marceau


Sunday, September 23, 2007

Pride Of Pennsylvania

Not One Of His Finer Moments...

Yeah you enlisted and that gives you the right to call people names and jump to conclusions.

(Is it just me, or isn't it odd that we're still paying for elevator operators in Washington DC government buildings so that Congressmen and Senators don't have to push the buttons themselves?)