Bizarre Surgical Side Effects

Drop That Razor...


Just in case I haven't mentioned it before here on the blog, let me let you know that I'm a pretty hairy guy.

Not just pretty...not just hairy, but pretty hairy none the less.

I manage to keep most of what tries to sprout in reach on my back and shoulder blades under control, but the rest of my glorious visage is covered in a varying blanket of dark brown and increasingly grey hair.

That said, I'd like to find the person responsible for removing shaving butchering off all of my fuzzy coat from the bottom crease of my pert "man titties" to the top of my pubic bone and give them a good thrashing.

Now I think that I know how a baby Porcupine feels the first few weeks of his life.