Hurricane Eye For The Straight Guy

Well, here I sit—Hundreds of miles away, but I don’t know who is hyperventilating more—me or The Weather Channel’s Heather Tesch and Jim “The Weather God” Cantori.

Who bought Heather that funky paisley top anyway—her great Aunt? I think that the show's producers need to stop smoking whatever they are smoking and do some wardrobe screening prior to letting these girls on the number one show on world wide TV right now…can you imagine the number of people watching The Weather Channel today?

It looks like my old buddy Dennis has decided to tilt back westward just enough to spare my mother’s farm in Alabama from bearing the brunt of its onslaught.

Please help me by keeping your fingers, toes, and anything else you want to cross, crossed over the next few hours.