It Might Be Our Turn

As Hurricane Dennis fades from the news headlines and into memory and the clean-up begins, I’m sitting here wondering what ever happened to all the news stories about shark attacks and Natalee Holloway down in Aruba.

Remember them?

Then I realized that there is another woman that currently resides west of Aruba that might just ultimately be coming to visit us here on St. Simons Island.

Here’s her picture:


My New Girlfriend

She's just a toddler right now, a so called Tropical Depression 5, but by next Monday or Tuesday she could be standing outside our door as a full grown PMSing Bitch named Hurricane Emily.

I hope she chooses somewhere else to go to on vacation.