Live By The Sword…Die By The Sword

(But...never, ever, sleep with the slut)

I usually avoid even LISTENING to the details of these stories, but this one is short and the parties are so deserving of maximum public ridicule that I feel like passing it on for your enjoyment:

Fresno, CA: A DNA test shows that the wrong man has been paying child support to Amber Frey.

An attorney said Fresno hairstylist Anthony Flores has been paying Frey $175 a month for nearly four years for Frey's young daughter.

But he said the tests now show the little girl's father is actually Christopher Funch, the owner of Porky's Rib House in Fresno.

Flores was preparing to file a court motion seeking visitation rights, which he has been denied, when the man received word last week that he was not the child's father.

Frey's attorney, Gloria Allred, said Wednesday that her client never intended to deceive Flores.

"Amber, in good faith, always believed that Mr. Flores was her child's father," Allred said.

Frey was thrown into the national spotlight after it was learned that she was the mistress of now convicted murderer Scott Peterson during the time he killed his wife Laci in December of 2003.

The attorney said Flores' reputation has been ruined. He added that he "can't go anywhere without people pointing at him."

Flores said simply, "I want an apology."

I’d ordinarily say that Mr. Flores should be able to go to court and get his $175 back over the next four years, but in this case I think that he's already got what was coming to him.

Actually, he got off light, and if he had any self respect he'd have shut up and cut his losses rather than throwing his name around in the news.

Some people...