Let's Talk About Rush Limbaugh's Fat, Draft Dodging Ass

Or Maybe We Won't, Mrs. Edwards...


Once again, the Democrats--particularly John Edwards lovely bride--and the rest of the usual suspects most of the Lamestream Media have seized on a non-issue and run around talking about "anal cysts" on Rush's Ass that caused him to not serve active duty in Vietnam, when in reality he had a Pilonidal Cyst at the base of his tail bone that has nothing to do with the alimentary canal.

Here's the not so flattering poop (excuse the pun) on this story from the urban legend website Snopes.com.

Speaking from the experience of having a college room mate that had this malady (no Rusty...not you...the other room mate) and having it treated over a few year period, I know that it will stop you from working and that you definitely not want to be sitting around in a foxhole with puss oozing out of a hole that is at least six or eight inches away from the hole in your ass that the media is addressing.

Dumbasses...