Thursday, May 17, 2007

You Have The Right To Remain Stupid...

But Anything That You Say Can And Will Be Used Against You In The Court Law (Life)

OK, I guess that I owe everyone an apology. (Those of you that don't want one or otherwise don't feel that you deserve one...feel free to file your nails or your IRS paperwork or have another cup of coffee.)

At least that's the way it seems this morning as I attempt to step away from things to look at the goings on in the world and what is happening around here on SSI.

Recently my attitudes and opinions seem to be a bit skewed out of their normal eclectic kilter, overtly controlled by some previously hidden Capitalistic Chromosomes which have arisen and kicked into action--driving me into a new found violent state of vibrating productive frenzy.

Also as a result, I feel compelled to give everyone a license to go out and just be really stupid if you want to.

Knock yourselves out, so to speak...on a collective basis.

Just don't come crying to me when you do something that's gonna leave a scar...

Here's some of my own suggestions:

Go ahead and believe that Iran has your best interest in mind as they develop cheep nuclear energy while sitting on top of a sea of oil.

Go ahead and join the "liberal progressives" as they celebrate the death of Jerry Faldwell. (Yes he said some dumb things sometime, but in my opinion he was basically a well intended guy.)

Go ahead and indulge your socialistic instincts. Run out today to yell and scream and hyperventilate because business owners here in the United States of By-God America still only pay employees when they actually work for a living rather than paying wild eyed militant Muslims and various ne'er-do wells to sit on their collective asses for weeks if not months out of the year like the French and most of the other European governments do.

"Relying on businesses to voluntarily provide paid leave just hasn't worked," he added. "It's a national embarrassment that 28 million Americans don't get any paid vacation or paid holidays."

Just think, with a little more government intervention, we too can have 20% unemployment and an extra extra, Extra, EXTRA "gross" domestic product... just like Finland and the Prague...

As for me, personally, I have work to do for a change, before I go back on vacation myself--without government intervention.

After all, it's tough being me...and I intend to keep it that way for the foreseeable future...Global Warming be damned...

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