Terrorism Success?

It Looks To Me Like They're Recruiting Idiots...


Just in case you haven't noticed, it's been almost six years since the 9/11 attacks here in the US and in my opinion nothing of further significance has occurred inside our borders caused by any "dang foreigners." This is, of course, only true if you insist on ignoring the ongoing influx of fruit pickers, chicken puckers, maids, nannies, and construction workers that continue to stream in across the Mexican border.

If that isn't an outright foreign invasion, I don't know what is...

You also can’t count the numerous events where people freaked out over abandoned suitcases and "packages" found sitting around in public places and the local police departments time spent with their bomb squads investigating and blowing up "suspicious" boxes containing things like your Aunt Sally’s fruit salad that look funny in the new X-ray machines installed by the Department of Homeland Security into rural post offices around the Atlanta metro area.

Meanwhile, the enlightened, tolerant folks over in the United Kingdom and Continental Europe haven’t been so lucky. In spite of having spent the past six years handing over their guns to their respective governments and de-electing pro-war politicians, they’ve been forced to watch Al Qaeda’s current edition of the “Keystone Cops” terrorist brigade manage to blow up a few Spanish Trains and some British busses.

Now, even with the English electorate's ouster of Tony Blair as Prime minister in favor of a more lilly livered liberal moderate minded PM Brown, the wild eyed towel heads Muslim proselytizers have moved from 2001’s airliner bombs all the way down to relying on used Mercedes Benz Coups (and even a Jeep in Scotland) but apparently they’re having trouble timing their explosions and finding drivers that can operate autos as efficiently as they herd Camels.

Perhaps these Jihadists are actually drinking while they do their driving--I don’t know for sure--but thus far the terrorist wannabes seem to be the only ones being terrorized.

That said, I’ll point out that there might be a slightly increased chance that our own swarthy domestic Islamists might be planning something for July 4th, but then again in spite of our best efforts and the ineptitude of groups like the Democrats and the ACLU we’ve tapped enough telephones and populated the camps down in Cuba with the more capable, most dangerous types, leaving the terrorism here to raw amateurs.

I’m not promoting the idea, but I continue to remind you of the chaos that could be caused by a couple of dozen like minded people that elected to run the wrong way through the passenger exits in a dozen major airports at the same hour of the same day like the UGA football fan did in Atlanta’s Hartsfield Airport a few years ago. If someone violated the “secure” areas in Atlanta, Miami, JFK, Dulles, Dallas, Chicago, and LA at the exact same moment, the US air transportation system would grind to an immediate halt for at least 24 hours.

Pull a stunt like that at Christmas or Thanksgiving, and people would be sleeping on the floor in the terminal parking decks for a week.

Or what if the same group walked into the same airports and each abandoned two or three suitcases in restrooms or restaurants in the terminals? Fill those bags with some electrical junk and a few short lengths of pipe from Home Depot to produce an interesting image on an X-ray machine, and again you have an industrial strength logjam that would take days to correct.

Pretty soon they’d have us all boarding airplanes naked or wearing those little flimsy gowns like they give you at the hospital. Instead of checked luggage and carry on bags you’d have to ship your toothbrush and underwear to your destination by FedEx or buy new clothes in overpriced stores located in your destination airport.

Based on the skin I’ve seen hanging out of tank tops and shorts on some of the flights I’ve taken over the past 25 years, I would probably elect to travel by wagon train or just walk to my destination rather than risk putting up with hypersensitive security measures and half naked passengers with their butt cheeks flapping in the breeze.

I'd also like to remind anyone with the CIA or Homeland Security or any other Government or Pseudo-government agency that reads this posting and thinks that by writing my concerns that I am endorsing such behavior to stop and get a firm grip on their own aforementioned "flapping butt cheeks."

This flag waving, anthem singing red blooded American boy will in fact kick the ever loving crap out of anyone that I encounter misbehaving in an airport, on an airliner, and anywhere else they choose to enact their Jihadists bullshit, and your possession of US government credentials will not excuse you from my wrath if you are an idiot and show up at my door.

Do I make myself perfectly clear here?

Well then...you all have yourself a nice 4th of July if we don't speak again between now and then.

Dammit...