Where Education's Value Has Fallen To...

Super Bowl More Important Than Learning & Grades


In an effort to properly educate and raise the next generation of dumbass pro union Democratic voters, the Pittsburgh School systems will delay the opening of schools on Monday by two hours.

The Pittsburgh Public Schools will operate on a two-hour delay Monday because of the Super Bowl, Superintendent Mark Roosevelt said today.

Noting that Sunday's big game means a "late night," Mr. Roosevelt said the delay should cut down on student and staff absenteeism.

He said the district operated on a two-hour delay the day after the Steelers won the Super Bowl three years ago.

Continuing the "celebrity and sports hero worship" mentality, so called "educators" and "administrators are caving to dumbass parents and their booger eating video game cell phone toting instant messaging prodigy by changing the rules so discipline takes a back seat to watching a stupid sporting event.

I guess it's just a matter of time until every American city will have to put their police and fire departments on standby if there's any chance of any local team from little league to the pros winning anything considered a "big game" lest the population run out and burn entire neighborhoods like the "minority" populations of Detroit do after a Pistons NBA win.

Then what about the rioting in Europe over football soccer games?

What really bothers me is that the Pittsburgh school system really isn't accommodating the kids--its the so called ADULTS--the walking ovaries and sperm donors otherwise jokingly known as PARENTS, and the TEACHERS and other EMPLOYEES--that are the real problem.

Since the game starts at what...6:30 PM, why is it that after a 4 hour event the kids can't be counted on to get themselves to bed, awake in the morning, dressed and off to school at the usual time?

What kid over the age of two twelve actually has their head on a pillow before midnight five days a week these days?

Because they're all pablum eating, whining DUMBASSES...the variety today found sitting around waiting for the next government bailout and "stimulus" check.

BTW...I'll actually be happy if Pittsburgh wins, but Monday morning life goes on regardless of the outcome of the game (after 31 years of practice being a Georgia Tech fan) and I don't see being late for work or school as an option personally.

dammit...