Sunday, October 18, 2009

Mathmatically Challenged Dumbasses Allowed To Ruin Run The Country

"Sports Writers" Only Marginally More Impaired Than "Political Pundits"...


I'm sorry Folks...but this rant has been coming on for a number of years now.

OK...having been a Georgia Tech sports fan...you can make that a little over thirty years now.

It's not anything contagious or genetic that makes my head spin when it comes to the topic of the politics of "sports rankings."

I guess it's basically just the rank odor which ALWAYS to my way of thinking seems to emanate from that little column in the newspaper and now on the Internet when you see how the minds of so-called "Sports writers" work...and then by default how the balance of college sports ranking systems work when everything is all said and done.

Unfortunately I think that the determination of political candidates on a national level (and possibly a state and local level) also suffers from a related fatal viral illness--but I'll get to that topic later if I have the time and energy.

Any hoooo, most of those of you that don't live under a rock or in a discarded packing crate under a bridge somewhere outside of Macon, Georgia probably know that the College Football rankings come out every Sunday afternoon/evening in the months of August through early January.

This year again is no exception.

I just tuned in my computer and found this evening's latest posting--looking for my GT Yellow Jackets to have launched into the top ten in the national rankings.

WRONG...

Solidly beating the number 4 team...Virginia Tech... a team which has occupied the spots of #6, #5, and then #4 in the AP "sports writers" poll for the past three weeks...only gets them the number 11 spot in the minds of these rocket scientists.

This after crashing out of their national rankings after falling from the number 14 spot because of getting beat by the AP's #20 ranked Miami team a month ago...the VERY SAME MIAMI TEAM which rose up to NUMBER NINE in the rankings that week after beating Georgia Tech at number 14?

WTF?

Let's face it people, if you are a college sports fan you have to understand the bias which exists in the "sports media" just like it exists in the national media covering everything from "the balloon boy" to political races.

Sports writers are, in my personal considered Redneck opinion, biased, narcissistic, idiotic assholes which let their personal interests and opinions threaten and influence what has grown over the past fifty years to be a MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR enterprise...

the final outcome of each season of NCAA DIVISION I COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

And that's the reason I don't run around baseing my self worth and public stature on something which is so arbitrarily determined by a bunch of idiots that couldn't make 20 on the ACT or 1200 on the SAT before going to the local community college to get their journalistic education.

And I suspect that three quarters of these "sports writers" were also relegated to the position of "bench warmer" during their limited high school or college "sports careers."

"Sports Writers" or just "Monday Morning Quarterbacks," I totally hate people that spend their lives running around like walking billboards with University of Florida or Miami or Ohio State clothing, when the only time they ever likely set foot on a given College Campus was on Saturday afternoon trying to buy scalper tickets to "THE BIG GAME."

True sports fans are exactly that...FANS

"Sports Writers" should be neutral, but that's not going to ever happen...as evidenced by teams like Boise State and Iowa and Cincinnati hanging around endlessly in the top rankings of their Fraternity poll while at the same time none of these impotent teams ever manage to actually PLAY anyone with any credentials except their own conference "straw man" dummy teams.

In closing I have this to say about THAT to all of the people running around wearing a closet load of RED or Orange or GREEN or whatever color clothes with a big W or T or U on their chest or ass...

GET A REAL LIFE!!

Dammit

4 comments:

gator1994 said...

So does that mean that you don't hate those of us who live their lives like walking billboards with UF clothing if we actually have two hard earned sheepskins from said university and chose to attend at a time that the football team had recently been 0-10-1?? I'm hoping that's what you mean since I would hate to banish myself from your normally highly entertaining blog. Thanks, Beth (Roy's co-worker)

Virgil Rogers said...

Like I said Beth, I find most of the time the most "offensive" fans to be the ones that only ever set foot on a given campus on gameday--they never attended or graduated from the school they're always yelling about and will fight you for saying something negative about.

And the sports writers are human, and I know some went to the schools they vote for in the ASSociated Press poll.

The good news I guess was being a casual fan I didn't realize that the BCS rankings ignored the ASSociated Press poll data, thus my passion on the subject--coming from an old fart that still remembers when there was just the AP and UPI polls--is lowered a good deal.

Feel free to continue to wear your Florida shirts with pride...having paid them for two degrees earns you the right in my book.

gator1994 said...

Actually, the AP pollsters asked to be removed from the BCS process. They thought that the writers shouldn't be part of "making" the news, i.e. determining who might or might not be in what bowl or in the NC game. So the BCS folks had to find a replacement for the AP.

Virgil Rogers said...

You know I had forgot that the AP opted out a few years ago...their reason on the surface appeared self-less but what they really wanted to was to be able to disagree with the BCS and "crown their own champion" at the end of each Football season.

Before the BCS they've disagreed with the Coach's poll several notorious times in the past.

Goes back to them pissing me off in 1990 placing Colorado over unbeaten GT (which had a single tied regular season game with North Carolina) after the officials screwed up and let Colorado win a game with FIVE downs...something clearly seen by every sportswriter on video tape.
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