Newdow, Old Tricks…

Who (Or What) Does He Trust In?

Do you remember Michael Newdow? He’s the idiot absentee California father that sued his daughter’s school system about the words “under God” in the Pledge of Allegence.

It took him two tries—once in 2002 and then again in 2004—but now there are three school districts on the “left coast” where kids aren’t allowed to recite the pledge. Now he’s turned his atheistic attention to our money:

The Sacramento atheist who is suing local school districts to stop them from having students recite the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance has turned his attention to the nation's currency.

Attorney Michael Newdow said he will file a new lawsuit on Thursday against Congress and the U.S. Treasurer to make the U.S. government remove the words "In God We Trust" from the nation's currency. Newdow is expected to argue that the phrase violates the Constitutional decree of separation of church and state.

In my opinion, Mr. Newdow is a truly bored, egotistical, useless moron. I wish I had the spare time and energy that Mike has, because I’d probably have solved some critical problem like finding a cure for the common cold or producing a vaccine for Avian flue or something USEFUL by now. I bet Newdow spent his twelve years in public schools with the other boys and most of the girls kicking his butt and wiping the floor with him.

Why do nerdy little weasels like Newdow always grow up, go to law school, and then proceed to take their sexual frustrations out on the rest of us by constantly screwing with our rights and civil liberties?

Hey Mike Newdow…GET A REAL LIFE.