Thursday, June 08, 2006

Abu Musab Al-zarqawi Is DEAD

I Suppose That The Virgins Are Shuddering Waxing Their legs...


In the past half hour the internet blasted out the news that the murdering bastard Jordanian terrorist and Al-Qaeda leader Abu Musab Al-zarqawi was killed in an air strike in Iraq. I just turned over to FOX News to catch the live coverage.

I hope that they filled the warheads with a little pork and smeared the outside of the bombs with bacon grease. I support anything that could have been done to make his death not only painful, but also disrespectful to his “peaceful” Islamofascist Muslim beliefs.

Just in case you've been living in a cave or under a rock or are otherwise deprived of news coverage, this murdering son-of-a-bitch is personally responsible for killing hundreds if not thousands of people all over the world in the past few years.

Instead of Virgins, I hope that he finds a herd of particularly angry Camels awaiting him in his oasis of paradise in the afterlife. Hell has a special chamber for men like this, and no amount of prayer or biblical “love thy enemy” preaching should be able to mitigate the celebration associated with the elimination of this miserable waste of oxygen from our planet.

I guess Uday and Qusay Hussein have a new roommate now.

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