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Al-Zarqawi Is Still Dead


OK, EVERYBODY...read the news...watch TV...listen to the radio even...

Now I hope that they will shut the hell up about this story by noon today, because I'm already entirely tired of it.

I should be so lucky.

One swarthy, murdering, uncircumcised moron is dead, but there is a car-bomb load full of wild-eyed, bearded morons following behind him in his footsteps looking to fill his shoes sandals.

Look for Kerry, Dean, Pelosi, Kennedy, et.al., along with all the usual suspects the partisan talking heads and media types to doubt and second guess and move the goalposts yet again because they just can't stop beating the anti-war drum and reciting the "Bush lied--Soldiers Died" mantra.

And after all, in the end, when it's all said and done--we still haven't killed or captured Osama Bin Laden. You do remember the reason for going into Afghanistan in the first place, don't you?

Maybe after Al Zarqawi "Bin Dead" for a while, we can all get a little peace and quiet...