It seems that a group called Fight Crime: Invest In Kids Pennsylvania has recently come out with a few brainstorm ideas regarding how to keep 3 and 4 year old kids out of jail.
Click on the link if you want to read the entire article, but I’ll give you a little sample here to help me push my point across this morning:
“Thousands of 3- and 4-year-olds in Pittsburgh are at greater risk of eventually becoming criminals because not enough money is being spent on pre-kindergarten programs, according to a report released Thursday by a group urging the Legislature to fund such programs.
Nearly half of the 4,200 preschoolers from low-income families in Pittsburgh do not have access to quality pre-kindergarten programming, according to Fight Crime: Invest in Kids Pennsylvania, a nonprofit organization of law enforcement officials.
Gov. Ed Rendell is proposing to spend $75 million on the Pennsylvania Pre-K Counts initiative for at-risk children and their families.”
OK…Taking a big breath…
I have this to say about THAT…
You’re damn straight that 3 and 4 year olds are at greater risk of becoming criminals if they are left at home, by their little selves, or otherwise ignored by the so called “parents” which prefer to spend their time smoking dope, drinking beer, and acting like whores and whore mongers.
If you raise a child in a 24 hour environment of crime and on a steady diet of Rap/Hip-Hop/Black Entertainment Television/VH1 then what else would you expect the outcome to be other than a trash mouth talking Thug, Thug wanna-bes, or “ho’s” after thirteen or fourteen years?
And what about the cost?
“The proposed funding would assist 11,000 preschool-aged children in the state, and about 391 in Pittsburgh.”
Let’s do a little math here: $75,000,000.00 divided by 11,000 little
$6,818.18 per child
SIX THOUSAND, EIGHT HUNDRED, AND EIGHTEEN DOLLARS AND EIGHTEEN CENTS PER CHILD.
W H A T THE HECK?
I SAY THAT WE TAKE THE KIDS AWAY FROM THE PARENTS AND SPEND THE MONEY SENDING THEM TO COLLEGE.
Junior college at least, for that much money.
Why is it that after we're forced to become a colorblind society, and forced to ignore a culture of people that insist on walking around with their penises hanging out of their pants and/or spending their time with their legs spread for anyone and everyone, that when the inevitable outcome is unwanted and uncared for children that the taxpayer is then forced to pay ever increasing amounts for their education and care.
I have my own solution, and it involves something as simple as foot wear.
I'd agree to spend my tax dollars on a few thousand pairs of big black combat boots, and then I'd recruit a team of my fellow disgruntled taxpayers to lace those boots on and walk around the community KICKING A FEW WELL CHOSEN ASSES.
At $75 per pair, that $75 million would buy a million boots, and by kicking at least one ass per day, in less than a year I'd be able to orchestrate having 365 million meetings of leather and glutious maximus.
Now THAT'S my idea of a good example of government in action.
What do you think?
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