This Is The Level We've All Sunk To

Ninnys versus Nannys


So I hear that out at LAX this afternoon some poor unfortunate guy with a rumbling stomach was guilty of ignoring the stewardess...wait I mean waitress in a crappy restaurant in the sky ...no...rather today they're called "flight attendants' " FAA approved mandate that everyone stay in their seats while the airplane was taxi-ing out to the runway for takeoff.

You probably know the rest...things escallate out of control because of new government laws and mandates, then the Police were called and they boarded the plane once it returned to the gate and took the offender (UPDATE 2 AM: and his "companion" ) off the flight...poopy pants and all.

FOX news reports as of 3 PM that the plane had been emptied while "officials" searched the nooks and crannys and all of the passengers were re screened.

They're lucky it wasn't me on board trying to struggle to the phonebooth restroom or I'd probably have left them a loaf posessing an aroma and stain so mighty that Ajax won't get the smell out of the plane for months, and if they hadn't let me into the closet they call a bathroom I guess I'd have had to drop it under the seat cushion (which normally can be utilized as a flotation device.)

I'm fairly certain some socialist democrat "Nervous Nelly" type preppy soccer mom probably was responsible for the origination and reporting of the so-called "INCIDENT."

Oh Crap...now I've done it...

Now I guess that I'll be called a chauvinistic pig for denigrating women...

Ask me if I care?

(and NO..."Denigrating" does not mean a situation where the "authorities" make all of the Rappers and Professional Basketball players leave the room...)