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Where's My Chili Pot...


Well, I've been home less than 48 hours and I'm already tired of FOX News and the Internet in general, and now I have yet another stupid "Anti-Spyware" virus on the server PC.

It popped up late yesterday afternoon and refuses to turn loose...it even screws with Mozilla Firefox.

It won't even show me any Boobs or other Porno as a consolation prize for putting up with it, it just keeps on telling me that my computer is "infected" with "Malware" and "Spyware" and "Trojan Software" and offering to sell me their software to fix the situation.

To me it's sort of like that dipstick Michael Moore making a movie in which he warns everyone about "obese, unshaven, loud mouthed, ignorant, ill-informed, socialist/progressive tree hugging patchouli stinking tye dyed malfeasants" making movies about "obese, unshaven, loud mouthed, ignorant, ill-informed, socialist/progressive tree hugging patchouli stinking tied died malfeasants."

Any way, I've done a complete Norton 360 scan coming up on twice now in the next few minutes, and with a half terrabyte drive that takes about a week and a half about two hours each and when I get through posting down here I'm going upstairs with my 10 pound hand sledge hammer and a caulk gun full of construction adhesive and threaten my computer to free itself from the Internet transmitted computer deamons...or else.

Just for the record, the Chinese or Koreans or Ethiopian or Cuban hackers or 15 year old pimple faced kids in Paduca, Kentucky that wrote the shit that's presently contaminating my computer go by the name "Vista Antispyware 2010"...and if it were up to me I'd vote to pass a law where the government tracks down these ingrate bastards, captures them, brings them back here to the US and puts them in the Moat in the Gorilla habitat at Zoo Atlanta.

Then every Saturday if the Gorillas haven't killed them violating various bodily orifices the owners of computers which have been infected with the products of their insidious efforts would be allowed to come to the Zoo and bombard them from the pedestrian walkways with damaged computer hard drives, useless desktops and laptops, and weeks worth of Septic Tank waste stored in Glad "Force-Flex" trash bags.

If anybody has a better idea for a punishment, feel free to let me know, and in the mean time I have to go take a nap now and stop thinking about this before my head explodes...

Y'all have a LOVELY day...if you will...