For some technical reason, I can't make the image I've done with Photoshop upload early this morning, so I'll have to paraphrase the new sign I'm considering hanging over at the pool house.
I'm going to make a nice stencil here in the condo, run out in the middle of the night to paint the current sign solid white, then paint in big bold red letters the following message:
"Welcome to our neighborhood pool.
Please feel free to enjoy it...
then leave it like you found it...
DAMMIT.
And by the way...any unattended children,
under the age of twenty, will be
captured and sold as slaves."
I think that should settle things quite well...
UPDATE: Here's My Sign
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