Animal EMT?

I'm having a hard time being serious today, but that's OK because the news is helping me out with some unintentional humor.

Check out this story bout the guy getting caught hauling a dead deer around in a stolen ambulance.

Cops in North Carolina thought it was odd enough a Jacksonville (Florida) man was driving an ambulance reported stolen hours earlier.

Odder still was that he was wearing a makeshift doctor's uniform consisting of a stethoscope, a pager-like gadget and latex gloves stuffed in his back pocket.

But then things started getting really strange when they saw a dead deer, fully stretched out and wedged in the back. Some said there was an intravenous line attached to the animal and there was evidence a defibrillator had been used.

Others were just stunned.

"I don't know how the man got it up in there," said Sgt. Robert Pearson of the North Carolina State Highway Patrol. "It was a six point buck."

I'm afraid to ask...