Calling Mike Nifong

Send Him Up To The Space Station...


There is apparently a bunch of problems with flying in space these days, and no one wants to admit that things have slipped a little since we stopped letting the guys with the slide rules make the decisions and the Russians started making computers rated for space flight.

I think that in the process of reviewing the current situation that I've accidentally found a new job for recently discredited North Carolina Prosecutor Mike Nifong.

I say that NASA pack his useless, lying, lawyer ass up on the next space shuttle flight and send him into orbit, spending the balance of his life "prosecuting his agenda" on the so called "International Space Station (ISS)"

Let him sit around all day denying that there are any problems up there like he did up in Durham, NC over the past year.

Maybe he can even be persuaded to don a space suit and do a little space walking, duplicating the scene in "2001 A Space Odyssey" where "Hal" the computer cuts one of his human buddies loose for one final solo trip into the dark reaches of the great unknown.

Now that's what I'd call Poetic Justice...